Category — bumblefucked rants

Ah, so much for “luxury” apartments! The building we live in is almost exactly 6 months old. Just 6 wee months. And right now it appears that there is a problem with the roof of my building. Ah, fine American craftsmanship.

Construction workers with tall ladders and loud equipment are banging on something on the roof. Do I know for sure that they are on the roof? No. I do know that a really long ladder is leaning against the building outside of our window. And in my opinion that ladder goes to the roof. And all that banging I hear - what else could it be? Nevermind the fact that the group of workers were huddled outside the window looking up and pointing before getting the ladder out.

Considering the rain we’ve had the past few days I’m *really* glad to not be on the top floor.

This place really makes our previous luxury apartment seem like the Taj Mahal - except for all the fire alarms we had to deal with there. At least I’m assuming there are not rampant fire alarms going off at all hours at the Taj.

I just signed up and was approved for a new account with TradeKing. I logged into my account and was prompted with “Enchanced Security Registration” where I have to set up my security questions and answers. This is no shock as a lot of websites require it.

What I do hate is that I have to pick three of these and the choices are absolutely horrible.

Do people really remember the name of their college dorm and other stupid questions? I like sites that let me write the question. That makes it so much easier to remember.

I have had a checking account since I was 16 and I have worked at two different banks in the past. I am well aware of the fact that sometimes when you deposit an out of state check that it can get held up a few extra days. What I was not aware of was that Wachovia takes advantage of this in an extreme way.

You see, yesterday we went to the bank to deposit a check for a few thousand that Riley had won in a contest. A contest done by a major magazine. The check was directly from said magazine. Well, as soon as the teller started asking questions I knew the check was going to be subject to a hold policy. The teller, or Sally Do-Gooder as I like to call her, just couldn’t wrap her mind around the fact that the check had “prize winner” listed and wanted to know if we had actually entered a contest and such. She told us that she did not know how long of a hold would be put on it.

After getting home I pulled up the account on the Wachovia website to see the funds release date listed as 12/03/09. And yes, I deposited it before the cut-off time yesterday, which was 11/17/09. I hoped that it was just a fluke and that the date would change after midnight processing.

Not only did I get up today to find that 12/03/09 is still the release date, but they have not even made the $100 available from it, which federal law dictates that they do.

We are taking a little trip to speak with the branch manager after lunch and hoping to at least get the hold time shortened.

UPDATE: A calm, friendly conversation with the branch manager got the entire amount of the check available immediately today.

I’ve mentioned before that, in my opinion, they rented out my apartment building here at the Parkland View luxury apartments in the Breingisville / Allentown area far too soon. I say this mostly because of all the things that have needed fixed since I moved in and the fact that they are still readying the parking lot! Yes, it is still not complete. It did get paved but they randomly started painting lines in the lot on Monday without telling anyone. So, we go to our car and there is a note on it that we need to move the car before Tuesday morning so that they can finish. It’s Thursday and they haven’t finished. But, on to today!

Now, on Sept. 28, 2009 I wrote about finding a construction worker with a hot plate on my patio. I was assured that it would not happen again. Well, about 45 minutes ago there was not one, but two construction workers on the patio! And they had a crock pot plugged into my electrical outlet! Riley opened the patio door and they were clearly surprised to see someone was at home. And they showed no signs of getting up until she actually said “can you leave?” to them. Amazing!

They probably just went to someone else’s patio when they left ours. They probably thought we were at work as it is obvious someone is living here since we have a bag of potting soil on the patio.

When you are paying almost $1000 a month to live in a “luxury” apartment this is really unacceptable. Nevermind the fact that is is not exactly a safe situation for women.

I moved into my building at Parkland View the first week of September. It is now the first week of November and the area around my building is still under construction. Here’s what happened in October.

On Thursday, October 17th, we got the following email:

Parkland View tenants:

We are getting the roads repaired and re-paved. They are starting the repairing Monday the 19th and continuing on Tuesday the 20th. They are paving on Wednesday the 21st. They will be doing this in sections. We will let you know when they will be in your section. Please keep checking your email and we will keep you updated! Thank you! If you have any questions please feel free to call at the office!

Now, we never got another email about this whole paving thing. In fact, paving never happened that week. Flyers ended up getting posted on the door to the building only, but then there was some rain and the paving never happened.

On Thursday, October I woke up to a lot of noise outside and looked out to see the paving crew…and my car in the way. Imagine my surprise! I got dressed and ran outside to move the car and noticed a new note on the door that had to have been placed there after 5 p.m. (which was the last time we had entered the building). When I got back inside the phone was ringing….at 8:25 a.m. It was the apartment office asking me to move the car. I told that that I had just moved it and had not seen the note on the door as we had been in the apartment since 5 p.m. Supposedly an email was also sent out but neither of us received that one. Ah, gotta love the incompetence.

Keep in mind that my phone call was at 8:25 a.m. (before telemarketers are allowed to call you) - and the freaking paving didn’t start until after noon!!!!! What the hell? And of course, they stopped promptly at 5 p.m. and didn’t get much finished.

Friday afternoon we got the following email from the apartment office:

Attention Tenants!!! Due to the weather not cooperating with our paving schedule, we are sending out another schedule! Monday night please park your car behind the buildings. Again this is weather permitting! They will begin paving 7 am Tuesday morning! Thank you!

Yesterday, a note appeared on the door to the building telling us that paving would begin on Tuesday and to park behind the building.

Around noon today, I started hearing the paving trucks outside. Yep, they’re here and parked right in front of the building. Joy. So, I was sitting here waiting on a call from the office since my car is in the lot. That call just came.

Now, the story is that the paving for our building will be done tomorrow and that we can no longer park behind the building as they are going to pave that too. Instead, we have to park behind or on the side of the clubhouse. Why there? Because someone had the genius idea to also pave the circle entrance drive tomorrow, which means that the only way out of the complex is by building A, which is way the hell down at the far end of the complex.

Again, I wonder why this apartment complex thought it was a good idea to rent out apartments in buildings that were clearly not ready for habitation. I mean, for Christ’s sake, I’ve been here two months now and my building is still not complete, hence the paving tomorrow. I would advise anyone looking in this area to avoid Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA.

Nevermind that fact that, in my opinion, this place was thrown together quickly and shoddily. The door handle for our bathroom came off by itself yesterday. And the toilet paper holder is so barely attached to the wall that any time you move the roll it wants to fall out of the wall and onto the floor. And those are just the new problems as of this week.

Ah, Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA - I’m *so* glad that I have 10 more months left on my lease with you wankers.

First, an update on the intercom/speaker situation here at the Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA. It’s still not working properly. When you press the buzzer for our apartment it still goes next door and vice versa. We have also discovered that even when someone presses the buzzer for next door (to get us) that the button to buzz them in does not actually work. The door stays locked. Last week I was told it would all be corrected by noon on Friday. Apparently I should have asked “which Friday?”

And now, on to today’s drama at Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA….

Less than 30 minutes ago I saw a construction worker walk past the living room windows and turn onto our patio. And he didn’t leave. After peering through the blinds on the patio door it seems that he is eating over a hot plate that is plugged into our electrical socket on the patio. Now, he wasn’t carrying the hot plate when I saw him so there is no telling how long it was plugged in and we were paying for that electricity. Sure, it can’t be too much to heat up a hot plate but that is not the point.

After a call to the apartment maintenance guy, Tim - who seems like an awesome guy that is doing the best he can here at Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA - I learn that this is totally unacceptable (duh) and that he plans on ripping them a new one (the construction guys). Again I left wondering why they moved us and the few other people in to this building when all of this construction stuff is going on. There are six apartments in this side of the building (3 on bottom and 3 on top) and we are the only people on the bottom and there is still one empty unit upstairs. So, clearly there wasn’t a huge rush for everyone and I really wish they had let us move in later. You know, once some of these growing pains were over. Of course, the super helpful and intelligent girl in the office (insert sarcasm here) told us that the construction is expected to last at Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA for TWO YEARS!!!! As someone that works from home all day, this would have been super helpful information for them to have disclosed upfront. Why? Because I likely would have made a different choice in where to live.

Oh, and the clubhouse still isn’t open. What happened to “It will be open in 2 weeks” that I heard when we moved in? Fortunately, it does look close to being open though.

I have a Roth IRA with Vanguard. I chose a Roth IRA so that I could withdraw my contributions at any time. I looked on the Vanguard site for 20 minutes trying to find out how to do this. Finally, I clicked on the chat button for assistance. Here is the response I got:

Due to the complex nature of your question, it would be best for you to speak to one of our associates by phone. You can reach us at 800-805-0614.

Not helpful at all.

I managed to safely make it through the construction area with no nails in my tires and arrived at the leasing office around 1:30pm. The only person in the office was the girl that checked us in the day that we moved in.

She initially wanted us to write down our maintenance woes on the move-in checklist and bring it back to her. When we asked why no one had notified us of the paving her reply was “Well, they have to pave the roads.” I went on to explain to her how a note on the door of our apt. alerting us to the paving the previous day would have been beneficial so that we could have parked elsewhere and not had to drive through the construction - then I saw the lightbulb go off in her head. Her response: “Oh.”

She ended up writing out a maintenance request and took down our phone number.

No call and no visit from maintenance Thursday afternoon.

No call and no visit from maintenance Friday.

After hours on Friday the maintenance guy is in the building and ask how things are going and I ask him if he got the maintenance requests. He says “no” and asks what the problem is. I tell him about the smoke detector and shower and he comes into the apt. to look. Tells me he will be back on Monday during work hours to take care of things for me.

Sunday at 2am the smoke detector goes off. Twice. For no reason. This angers me as it seems to me, in my opinion, that the girl in the office could have prevented this by giving the maintenance guy the work order on Thursday that he says he never got. I fire off angry email to apartment manager.

Sunday at 11:30am maintenance guy is knocking on the door. Apparently the apt. manager sent him. He takes a look at the smoke detectors and declares that it is faulty and switches it out with another from a nearby empty apartment.

We bake several items and the smoke detector never goes off. Hooray!

Today the maintenance guy returns to fix the shower. At one point he brings in a slip that UPS had left on the door. There is a buzzer/intercom system in this building similar to NYC apartments and our buzzer never rang. This is when I go out and test it to discover that it does not work. Maintenance guy assures me that it will be working by the afternoon as they are turning it on today. I ponder why they moved us in over a week ago if they did not intend to get the speaker system working until today.

It’s now 11:30pm and the speaker/intercom system was never worked on today. I’m not surprised. Just wonder what’s next.

Disclaimer: All text in this post is my opinion.

Less than a week ago the Bumblefucked household moved back across the country to the Parkland View apartments in Breinigsville, PA. This west Allentown apartment complex bills itself as a luxury apartment complex. I found this complex on the web. They had ads on Craigslist as a new complex and the prices were reasonable so we signed a lease without ever seeing the place thinking that it was brand new, so how bad could it really be, right?

I had a few conversations over the phone and via email with people at the apartment complex and never once did anyone mention that the majority of the complex was still under construction. Imagine my surprise to arrive and find my building surrounded by other buildings in various stages of construction. Heavy machinery, building materials and construction workers are my daily view thus far.

Today I awoke to see that a paving crew is paving the road and parking lot at my building and that I am blocked in.

The only way out is to drive through the construction debris and chance getting nails in the tires. Oh, and there actually isn’t a road out through the debris, you have to scale a pile of dirt to get out. No one has called or stopped by to let me know they were paving today. And no one rang the buzzer this morning so that I could move the car. Shortly I will be driving through the construction and praying that no nails get in the tires.

The frustration is not limited to just this though.

Each time that the gas stove/oven has been turned on since we have been here the carbon monoxide/smoke detector goes off. Did I mention that there are a total of three of them and they are hard wired together? So when one goes off all three of them go off and it’s not like the old school smoke detectors where you can just take the battery out. At first, I just attributed this to the fact that turning on gas stoves creates carbon monoxide and that some idiot had put one of these detectors less than 10 feet from the gas stove/oven. I found a fix online of putting shower cap over it. So I went to Rite-Aid and did just that.

Unfortunately, it still goes off. After looking up the model number (SC9120B) online I found a user manual that told me that this should never be this close to a stove/oven and if it constantly goes off like this then it is in a bad location and needs moved. I can’t wait to tell the apartment office about this and see how they react.

I also get to tell them about the faulty plumbing in the bathroom that is leading to soggy drywall each time we shower.

Oh, and if you look at the apartment website it boasts on the first page:

The 5,000 sq. ft. private clubhouse features a fitness center, swimming pool, hot tub, business center, putting green and recreational areas.

Yeah, that is still under construction as well. But they did install a gazebo outside yesterday!

In my opinion, Parkland View Apartments in Breinigsville, PA is a major FAIL thus far. Shortly I am attempting to drive over the dirt pile to get out of the path of paving and will be visiting the leasing office to have some words with them regarding all of these things.

Disclaimer: All text in this post is my opinion.

Today I purchased some tickets on Ticketmaster. I’m used to getting screwed by their fees. For instance, I bought two $30 tickets and it cost me $82.40.

What surprised me was that they are now apparently charging for Will Call pickup!!! See, Will Call wasn’t listed as a pickup option. Instead it was listed as “Retail Outlet Pickup” wtf? Here’s what it said:

Pick up your tickets at a participating retail location near you. You must present your order number, a picture I.D. and the credit card used to place the order. The cardholder must be present in order to pick up the tickets. If you intend to pick up your tickets on the date of the event, you may go directly to the venue box office and they will be printed for you.

See that last line? Will call pickup. The fee? $1.00. Wankers.